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[bubbleglub]

[ THIS IS THE MEMORY IN WHICH FEFERI BREAKS UP WITH ERIDAN. HAHAAHAH TAKE IT.

figuring she should take it back to the most important part of their time they end up here first hand. this will be a long journey. oh well, hopefully he can skip to the point... hopefully. ]

CC: -Eridan.
CC: I mean.
CC: W)()()()()(-E-E-E-E-EW.
CC: S)(ees)(, playing along can sure get kinda boring sometimes, especially w)(en you )(ave somet)(ing so important to say.
CC: 38|

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[bubbleglub]

CC: Wait!
CC: You are forgetting one very important detail.
CC: We're bot)( D---EAD.

[ and this is when that cool scene changing things happens. where they are depends eridan, since this is his bubble after all. either way she's standing right next to him, big creepy smile on her face, especially with those white eyes to go with it.

then bam.

HOPE YOU LIKE THAT PUNC)( IN THE FAC-E ERIDAN. she kinda owes it to him. you know, since she didn't even get the chance to attack him or anything before he KILL-ED )(-ER. this one is for her and sollux!!!! ]

[volatide]

[ he was going to haughtily and self righteously flounce from the bubble when it changes and they

are now on lowaa.

and there is a ROYAL FIST IN HIS FACE HOLY FUCK HE MAY BE DEAD BUT THAT

STILL

HURTS!!!

and down he goes, cursing. ]

[bubbleglub]

[ WEAK.

eridan is not going anywhere!!!!

she looks down at him.]

What do you have to say for yourself?

[volatide]

I don't got to say shit to you, Fef. [ spat disdainfully from the ground. ]

[bubbleglub]

Do you really not care about what you did?

[ oh how you wound her. ]

[volatide]

I don't see why I should. Ain't like you ewer cared about what you did to me.

[bubbleglub]

What the fuck did you just say? We were still fronds until you had to go be glubbing foolish and try to side with Jack Noir!

[volatide]

[ getting to his feet BITTER GLARING ]

Psh don't make me fuckin' laugh. You newer wisted me on LOWAA, newer deigned to speak with me, you were always too busy glubbin' with that filthy pissblood lungbreather and rubbin' your matespritship in eweryones gills to spare your apparent fuckin' frond a moment's notice. An' it wasn't foolish, it was self presewation. You'll hawe to forgiwe me for not wantin' to lay around like a beached whale waitin' to fuckin die like the rest a you were content with doin'. I ewen had the magnanimity to offer you the hand a comradeship and bring you along. You an' Sol attacked me. I don't got to explain what I did when I was defendin' myself.

[bubbleglub]

Oh, fuck no! First, I have already revoked your fish pun license! Or was your head too underwater with idiocy to remember that? You are not allowed to use any of them anemonemore. And did we prawnsibly forget that you were the one that was being the dramatic carping whiner, carping and carping, until you became too busy trying to pick fights with Sollux, the person that saved my life!

[ you are one word away from another punch mister. ]

[bubbleglub]

Crabcatch told us to stay, but you didn't listen... so of course we had to try to stop you. It was for your own good!

[bubbleglub]

[ and not too shortly. ]

But I'm shore that instead of being a beached whale and enjoying your time, hurting everyone before getting killed was a much more fun way to die.

[volatide]

I ain't fuckin' fishpunning the amount a fucks I'm giwing about puns ain't ewen worth speakin' of, I don't care. I only ewer did 'em 'cause you liked them an you know I had this fuckin' unconscionable notion that we were friends or moirails or whatewer.

[volatide]

Kar didn't have the slightest notion a what he was doin' and you know it, he was waitin' for death as much as all a us. Don't ewen try to sell me that we had your best interests at our wascular bladder systems shit, you lot ignored me until I decided I wasn't goin' to wait to get filleted by an out a control demon an' then you turned on me.

[volatide]

[ OH OUCH now that one rustles his jimmies ]

[volatide]

Oh an' I'm sure you had a fuckin' blast tryin' to skewer me before endin' up dead yourself. I don't gotta take this from you, Fef.

[ SWEEPS HIS CAPE AROUND DRAMATICALLY, ATTEMPTED FLOUNCING ]

flips hair in this account

[terribubble]

Wait a glubbing moment!

[ oh no you don't, she grabs hold at the cape and pulls as hard as she can.

and we know she's a strong girl. ]

You're not going anywhere!

[volatide]

[ AAAA and down he goes again, thrashing and cursing. ]

Fef- fuck, let go, this cape is designer you shit, you're gonna fuckin' stretch it out!

[terribubble]

[ is this seariously all he's thinking about? that sets her off, especially when she was still trying to be kinda calm and nice about this. ]

Who cares about your fucking cape!

[ she will take out her trident and stab holes in that cape, watch her do it now. ]

[volatide]

[ oh hell no you did not just fuck with his cape. YOU DID NOT JUST FUCK WITH HIS CAPE. ]

You diabolical harpy, that cape newer did anythin' to you! This is uncalled for destruction a personal property! [ trying to struggle to his feet and hey FEFERI YOU KNOW THOSE NECKLACES OF YOURS

HES GOING TO GRAB ONE

AND YANK IT IN HOPES OF BREAKING IT. ]

[terribubble]

[ OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

alright eridan, if your gonna yank on one of her pretty necklaces means your FACE must be pretty close to arms reach.

she'll throw another punch, and if he doesn't dodge on time her necklace will definitely break in the process. she won't be too happy about that.

and since she's already not happy, she will be a towering rage. ]

[volatide]

Fuck!

[ GOD DAMN IT STOP PUNCHING HIM why do things have to hurt when he is already dead, that is so unfair, who even came up with this dumb dreambubble system!!

there is a tinkling sound of breaking glass as he falls backward, taking half of feferi's necklace with him, and the glass in his glasses is sporting several cracks in one of the lenses now oh man it is on. YOU ARE RUINING HIS WARDROBE, FEFERI. ]

Oh I fuckin' see how things are, Fef. It wasn't enough that you had to screw me around when we were aliwe, you're bent on draggin' me through the mud in the afterlife WHICH MIGHT I FUCKIN' ADD IS THE SHITTIEST AFTERLIFE EWER CONCIEWED, YOU AN' YOUR HORRORTERROR PALS CAN GO HANG!

[terribubble]

[ ......

despite having her necklace broken, her fist throbbing slightly from the second punch, she stands quiet for a few moments, the angry expression fading for her face. ]

You're really never going to change.

[ she could almost hate him

but yet it's still so conflicting. ]

[volatide]

I hawe changed.

[ something hurts though, when she says that without any anger or hatred. he interprets it as more reason to be angry at her, more reason why he is in the right, another way to justify himself and what he did. ]

it took me a whole month im sorry

[terribubble]

How?

[ she sounds like she's challenging him, but really, she doesn't believe he's going to give her a good answer even if he thinks it is the proper one. ]

[hopesplosion]

You think I was always apt to kill the fuck outta you?

[ bitterly, angrily, accusing, as though it's her fault he killed her. ]